staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
I hate bad jokes unless I make them
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
Tyler’s going to Virginia.
Troye’s going back to Australia.
And we still don’t have a fucking troyler selfie.
the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away
that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses